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Submitted by: Tanya Fischer
You’re headed out the door, running late to work (or school) but wait! Stop everything! You have to check your horoscope one last time! If you don’t your day just won’t be the same! If you are reading this, you may already suspect that you may be a Horoscopes Junkies! So, without further anticipation, read on to find out if you qualify for Horoscope Junkie status! Here are ten signs you may be a Horoscope Junkie!
10. You have at least 25 daily horoscope websites bookmarked under your favorites. This does not include all the ones that you have bookmarked for weekly, monthly, and yearly horoscopes (yeah, Im talking to YOU). You really just want to make sure you have all the bases covered and dont miss a thing!
9. You have stayed home at least once in the past 6 months because your horoscope said you should stay close to home today. When explaining why you couldnt go in to work that day you told your boss you had a personal emergency.
8. You are seriously considering starting a 12 step program for others like yourself who leave no horoscope stone unturned. You figure since everyone keeps telling you to find a program, you should just start your own.
7. You feel the innate need to text other people their daily horoscope just because you think that they need to know! When they complain about getting too much information, you feel hurt and silently swear to yourself that if they dont care about their life, then you dont either!
6. You left the house to go to the store. Halfway there you feel like you forgot something important. You have your keys and your wallet and you are dressed and have shoes on. Oh! Wait! You forgot to check your horoscope before leaving!
5. When you ask someone what sign they are, its not a pickup line. You are seriously concerned for their well being and want to make sure that they know what to expect that day so that they dont miss a minute of it! However, if you are single and they are single then you would OBVIOUSLY make sure that you were an astrological match before even considering going out for coffee with them!
4. You are CERTAIN that the person writing the horoscopes that you read daily MUST be your next door neighbor because they have such insight into your life! How else would they know that you need money now or are having a difficult time with something in your life?
3. You get offended if someone classifies horoscopes as entertainment. Entertainment? This is serious stuff ! How dare you belittle it by calling it entertainment! Ugh! Some people!
2. You have written letters to the editor of every magazine, newspaper and journal that you read, demanding to know why the horoscopes are at the back of the publication and often with the funnies! The should be in Section A with the important world news & issues!
1. No one ever asks you what sign you are. All they need to do is look at your earrings, necklace, tattoo, phone cover, key chain, license plate, etc.
So, how did you do? Did you only check off one or all ten? No matter how many of the ten signs you could identify with, horoscopes are entertaining and can even give us insight into our lives and the way we live them. So, go ahead. Indulge yourself! It’s okay to be a horoscope junky!
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